Crazy Chihuahua Lady

What turned me from a big-dog lover to a small-dog lover? I mean, I love 'em all, but somewhere along the line I crossed over from German Shepherds to Chihuahuas. Right now, I'm surrounded by three little guys whose combined weight barely challenges your average Jack Russell terrier. They're starting to call me the Chihuahua Lady. No, make that the Crazy Chihuahua Lady. That's okay, everyone needs an identity.